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Extraordinary Quotes by Ordinary People
©2000-2010
Quotes just about in the order I get them, starting with the
most recent:
"Light is music for the eyes" - LTH
"Savoir Faire" More than words it's the meaning that goes with them -
LTH
Acceleration Exhilaration - James Medina
I know what I'm running from but have no idea where I'm going - A
foreign film
I can run a lot faster scared than you can mad
- Bryan
If you don't like the way I drive then stay off
the sidewalk! - Forgot
What year is this? Stoner's response:
"1967" when it was actually 2008
I have the right to bitch because half my
ancestors are women. - Ken L
bivit - n. Five pounds of shit in a four
pound bag
Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.. and if
it is, there's someone there to complicate it for you - LTH
Prejudice often begins at the mouth of the
accuser - LTH
Big Brother is not just watching you anymore,
he's calculating your every move, purchase, thought, and contact - LTH
A woman's love is like a raindrop,
it can fall on a rose or a pile of crap - Rick S
When you believe in something, you'll have the
confidence and the tenacity to bring it to fruition - LTH
Don't just
do anything wait until you know it's the right thing. - LTH Kindred
souls draw to one another in the places that hearts are able to
see the light of knowing. - Shiner Bob
Never trouble trouble until trouble
troubles you, for if you trouble trouble then trouble will always
trouble you. - Mom
Good better best never let it rest, until your
good is better and your better is best - Mom
Holy Moses king of Jews sold his wife for a
pair of shoes, when those shoes began to wear, Holy Moses began to
swear. - Mom
Smoking is a relationship in it's own right, an
affair that takes precedence over everything in one's life.- LTH
"It's your soap, your peter, wash it all you
want" - Eric Johnson
Laugh it up amigo - Alexis Delcharo
Life is a fish story mostly
because people actually believe themselves - LTH
People need to stop dippin' in my mustard to
"ketch-up" - Deb in Illinois
A true friend is someone who wipes the first
tear, catches the second, and Bitch'Slaps the one who caused the third -
Deb
A good friend is one that will give you the big half of
the candy bar. - Amy F
Nothing better than being a chap that's chip(per). - LTH
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Karma often doesn't come around fast enough and needs some help - LTH
Helping Karma is Karma within itself - LTH
Originally the Latin
of the expression "if you want peace,
prepare for war" comes from "Epitoma Rei
Militaris," by Vegetius (Publius Flavius
Vegetius Renatus). The writing is one
of two vestiges left by the writer during
the reign of the Roman Empire.
The Latin is: "Igitur
qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum."
More commonly
known is: Si vis pacem, para bellum.
credit: Researched by N.S. Gill on
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I am tired, therefore, I must be awake - LTH
Beauty is only skin deep. What's wrong with that? - LTH
This world is too full of F*CK - LTH
Brevior saltare cum deformibus mulieribus est vita
Life is too short to dance with ugly women
A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving -
Lao-Tsu
Ann Coulter may not be the most respected among journalists
but she does have a way with words.
In a time where so much is being made about our first black
president, Ann Coulter made the following observation in her
column of 2/25/2009:
”As long as the nation is obsessed with historic milestones,
is no one going to remark on what a great country it is where a
mentally retarded woman can become speaker of the house?” |
"You may be critical of other people's looks but remember, you still get up
in the morning and do the best you can" - LTH
"Fear that you may not get to finish your story because you have not cared to
take every step to avoid ending the chapter before it's over. You leave
the one you love there." - LTH
Color is music for the eyes - LTH
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HeLL-chele
I am DEEPER than you think.
If you would like to contradict me, I'm game.
I can most likely figure you out within 5 minutes of having a
conversation with you.
I hunger to be an obstruction of your mind.
I thirst for you to figure me out.
You have now entered my masquerade.
You can uncover your facade.
I believe myself to be genuine and I would never betray the ones I love.
I value my family and those who are REAL.
I like to be fascinated by the anomalous.
I am constantly thinking.
I have Loved... Lost... and Learned.
The three things that every soul should feel.
I yearn for those that put a smile on my face.
I crave for the one that will give to me what I will give back.
I do not belong in anyone's Virus.
Satisfaction is found on my own.
Don't Lust for what you See...
Desire what you know. |
“Art gives me the freedom to
see with my own eyes what my minds eye has conceived”
- Photographer - Paul Louis Villiani 2008
“My mouth need not speak for my art has its own
voice” - Photographer - Paul Louis
Villiani 2009
"Lost are so many quotable treasures because time wasn't taken to record them
in a way to remember" - LTH
"The unforgettable is forgotten more often than not" - Larry
" I'm not thinkin' when I'm busy drinkin' " - Kelly
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You gotta take the good with the bad;
smile with the sad;
love what you got & remember what you had;
learn to forgive, but to never forget;
learn from you mistakes, but never regret;
people change, things go wrong,
just remember ...life goes on
found on pyzam.com |
" If a man cannot survive my neglect, I don't need him" - Carol
"Giddyap, grab a gear, and GO!" - Carol J Hasse
"There are people that have a true appreciation for things and
their deeper meaning. There are others that do not understand the concept
of appreciation." - LTH
" You have one foot in the Future, one foot in the Past, and
you're pissin' on the Present " - a Wise Ol' Guy
" What makes sense is, it doesn't." - LTH
"Communication has done more than anything to create an
equality among everyone in the world.. we are finding out that our neighbors are
everywhere" - LTH
"First there was rule by fear.. and we sought and gave our lives to have rule
with freedom... and now we have settled for complacency not realizing what
treasure we truly have until it is taken away by anothers' envy for it, then no
one will have it." - LTH
"Treasures are riches because they are not in your hands.. for
if they were, they would merely become trinkets." - LTH
"Philosophy is like water, you can always get to the bottom whether it is
shallow or not but it's always better to not go over your head " - LTH
"it's not about where you are.. it's who you are.. and you are that, wherever
you are" - LTH
"Close your eyes.. you'll see better than with them open " - LTH
"When you're given a gift.. look into the eyes and the heart of the giver..
then you can see what is really being given." - LTH
"I tell my sons when they call with a problem...can you change it at this
moment? If not, don't waste the time worrying about it...when you can change it
and don't, that's when you need to worry! - Kat Kunze
"if ya can't laugh at yourself .. laugh with me laughing at ya!" - Shyanne
GreyDove
"Can't never could do nothin' " - Le (Lee) Kukuk
"You da man, woman!" - Jeannette
"its all about "ASS", your either Kissin' it, Coverin' it, Kickin'
it or trying like Hell to get it!" - a blond wahine in Hawaii
"Good, better, best, never let it rest, until your good is better and your
better is best. Mom
" Never trouble trouble 'till trouble troubles you for if you trouble trouble
trouble will always trouble you" - Uncle Oliver Wescott - 1930
"Holy Moses, King of Jews, he sold his wife for a pair of shoes, when the
shoes began to wear, Holy Moses began to swear" - Uncle Oliver Wescott - 1930
"If there's a rule, I break it. If there is a law, I'll only crack it." -LTH
"Only reason I'm so far away is I didn't know you were here.. or maybe I don't
know where I am." -LTH
"I'll tell you what." - PDC
"When you think you're number one it's humbling to know you're closer to
zero than number two" - LTH
"Some argue because they thrive on it" - LTH
"Bravery is the reaction a man has because he has a good heart" - LTH
"Some people have the personality of a toothache" - LTH
"There's something convincing about the view down an open end of a gun barrel
of a gun you're not holding" - LTH
"She burns the house down every time she gets a paycheck" - LTH
"People Hate seeing someone else getting away with something that they,
themselves, try to get way with and can't." - LTH
"Most women think they really have three boobs. Two on their chest and
the man in their life." - LTH
"Knowing God is Liberty from the inside out" - Lisa
"Don't get any on ya" - Don
"Less is more... more or less" - LTH
"It's so cool, if it didn't exist you'd have to invent it." David Oberbeck
"Once on the lips, forever on the hips" - Rick Lane
"You never lose your girlfriend, you only lose your turn." -
Jim Richards
"Everybody dies, but not everybody lives." Don't be afraid to live life
to it's fullest..insert your own definition here_____!" Jan at Wild
Breed Biker Stuff
"No, I can't do anything else, there isn't anything else that
I could be qualified to do" PB after being criticized for an opinion.
"What's NOT the matter with you?" - PDC
"I appear calm on the outside - but on the inside, I'm
stranglin' somebody " - Linda M.
"I always have to tell you what you need to do!" - overheard a
wife telling her husband - his response, a sheepish nod - yes.
"Really? You don't want them?" Steve T. in
reference to Mike's french fries at lunch.
"A man's handshake is meant to convey respect not
power... yet his handshake is powerful for that matter." LTH
"It's not the act of God that brings people together, it's how
people help each other and not by waiting on the government to help them."
- someone in New Orleans
"Well, plug my heart up" Bob K.
9-11, 3000 lives
War on terror, billions of dollars
Homeland Security, billions more
Unsecured Borders, worthless
"Just when you think he's lost it all, he still has more to
lose."
"Half the things in this world take more doing than it does
knowledge."
On insurance companies - "They're bettin' you need it, you're
bettin' you don't. - AE
He went off the top rope one too many times - Jeff
"Most things in life take more doing than it does knowledge."
- LTH
"About as sharp as a rubber dick" - AE
"I kicked you in the nuts again, didn't I? How do I keep
doing that?" - Josh Oyler
"Don't be so hard on yourself, you called me, didn't you?" -
Dan Ballard
" 'bout as close as a biker gets to jewelry" LTH , not a
fact, just sounded like a good quote for the time I used it.
"You would lie when the truth would do" - Peter Boyles
Sign on Show Bike embossed in braille: "Do Not Touch"
"There are people and then there are wackos posing as people"
- my cousin Alice M.
"I can run a lot faster scared than you can pissed off" -
Brian, right after the boss told him to make sure he did a
job right or he'd
kill him. Brian also carries his money and ID in a Gideon New Testament
pocket Bible.
"You only change when it hurts bad enough" - Peter Boyles
"Boys get mad quicker but girls stay mad longer" - Charlott
"You ain't getting a virgin, I've been beat before" - Mel's
response to a threat
"It'll turn into beer when given the opportunity" - Kevin,
referring to anything liquid
"What year is this? 1967?" - the timeless Alan E.
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk" -
old saying, yet still valid because of bikers like Jerry
"Welcome to America where everyone is get screwed but no one
is really
enjoying it." my cousin Alice
Buddhist quote submitted by my cousin Alice:
Namaste: I honor the place in you
in which the entire Universe dwells.
I honor the place in you
which is of Love, of Truth, of Light and of Peace.
When you are in that place in you,
and I am in that place in me,
we are One.
"but
he's my bro
but carry your own ass" - Jess
Our education system, based on "No Child Left Behind" aims low, lowers
expectations, and quality of education. This satisfies the guilt acquired
for not really doing a good job educating. Children get run through
schools like cattle in a slaughter house. The goal is to at least get them
to the end, statistically and they, pretty much, meet the same demise.
"Unspoken words are not for the people that can
hear, only for those that listen." LTH
"Chasing tasks for the
current month rather than leading them" be preactive (sic) rather than
reactive to be
successful
Experience...is simply the name we give our mistakes.
New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.
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01/05/12
This page is dedicated to the interesting things people say on an everyday
basis. Sometimes you just have to have been there or it doesn't make
sense. Hopefully, most quotes aren't like that.
All original quotes by LTH are copyrighted
"You never know how close someone's heart is
until you reach for it and find it has always been close enough to touch"
LTH
"A smile is the warmth of friendship"
LTH
" Truth is... what really happened" LTH
"We
make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give." BLS (Black
Leather Sporty)
"Enjoy
your own life without comparing it with that of another." BLS
"People may doubt what you say but they will believe what you do."
BLS
"The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking
what one does." BLS
"I
can not, and will not judge, by what my eyes may see. For the skin on a man
shall not reveal his true identity."
The
vision that you glorify in your mind,
the ideal that you enthrone in your heart,
this you will build your life by, and this you will become.
James
Lane Allen
Life is more about what life is not about than what it is
about. LTH
A
little on the Latin side:
Credo
ut intelligam - I believe so that I may understand
Credo
quia absurdum est - I believe because it is absurd
"Americans are
addicted to Illusion" James Howard Kunstler
38. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs, I eat them for breakfast
Chickens wait till lunch or dinner
Doug E.
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Useful quotes follow:
"You are not as special as you
think you are, you are as special as you make someone else" LTH
99% of our destiny comes from our attitude
99% of our attitude comes from our heart
and our heart contains what we decide to
put in it
LTH
"Now, that is a perplexing oxymoron" -
LTH
People need to come with a package label like
this: "Fragile, Heart Inside, Handle With Care" - LTH
Don't worry about those yesterdays, man. It's those damn
tomorrows and all the friggin surprises
packed in with them that'll really get
your goat! O. D. Davenport
Going to the doctor, anymore, is
like taking your car to a banker to get it fixed - LTH
"I
complain more often for the entertainment of it.. that's when someone actually
takes it serious" - LTH
"No
one is ever done whining about themselves" - George on a grumpy day
""NOW"
exists in constant motion. The past is not recordable without being
distorted, thus, perpetuating
denial and altered reality." LTH
life's
too short to be able to finish it, a person must pass it on to someone else, it doesn't
matter if it's
your
kid.. or a friend.. or a stranger.. sometimes it's just making one tiny change
to make a difference.
LTH
"If anyone wants to know your business and it is not relative to their
needs, more often than not it's
something they want to use to criticize and
destroy you with" LTH
"Our chief defect is that we are more given
to talking about things than to doing them."
-Jawaharlal Nehru
"But boss, we don't even have enough bones to have a
skeleton crew." - LTH
"I love you so much, I work really hard to make you see it
my way." - Babe
"Hey, I think your balls are ringing." Ted
to Jimmy, that his golf balls are spy phones.
"Where's my purse? I know I left it here
somewhere."- Mom, for the 40trillionth time
"Parking your bike downhill facing the curb is like starting out the day
by putting your underwear on
backward." - LTH
"I was just beginning to worry." (Not that it
wasn't obvious) - LTH
"If you fart around with it long enough, it'll either
work or you'll break it" - LTH
"You never really know how much you pick your nose
until you hurt the finger you pick with" - LTH
"I have my wife trained to be just the way she wants me" - Vic (the
furnace guy)
"You put them in only finger tight" - by George
"It takes great character and strength to control one's temper and even
greater to control one's own
mouth" - LTH
"Appreciate what you have, it's the only way to get more" - LTH
"The less you shovel out of your mouth, the less you'll have to eat
later"
"When you say the word "no" or the word "yes"
realize the power that they may be carrying". -LTH
| Wisdom - When finished with a
conversation ask yourself, what color the person's eyes were. |
"Your name will be mud!" ~ Mom while
she is spewing |
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When a man finally figures out what a woman is
all about. He's as confused as she is. - LTH |
Here, let me have a crack at it. ~ Guy T.
That quote reminds me when Greg M. said, "Let's crack it open".
"If he had any brains he'd take
them out and play with them" - by George
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"By George" - Scenario is
staged in a men's restroom with George (75 years existence) at a urinal with an
innocent bystander at the other end, so the story goes...
George enters the restroom and pulls up
to the farthest urinal - after a few grunts and fidgeting he says -
"I can't find the flap on these
things, there either isn't one or I have them on backwards!"
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-My Dad -
You know how women always come up to you and ask how they look?
Well, mom, she came up to dad...asked him the eternal question and his
answer -
"Well, If anyone had the hiccups it would cure 'em."
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| A few quotes offered by a guest for anyone's edification
"The road to moderation is through the byways of excess." -
Dirty Ernie
"Murder is the most sincere form of criticism."
"Suicide is the most sincere form of apology."
"I haven't had this much fun since I was in my right
mind." - Newo Tropnevad
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